She doesn’t have a vagina. She didn’t feed it and it died.– -Margaret Cho lol
Plan for the summer
Watch all the episodes of Sailor Moon and the movies until my eyes bleed.
New Workaholics Tonight
I can’t wait!
My Brother and I watching the new episode of YJ:
Me: *Nightwing comes on screen* "Oh my god, he's so cute."
Bro: "He's a cartoon."
Me: ........ *sobbing 4ever internally* "H-HE'S A WELL DRAWN CARTOON."
Here's a funny story
One day my mom walked into my room and told me her period was late. She asked me to look up if vasectomies can stop working because she thought she might be pregnant. I told her why don’t you just buy a pee-stick (pregnancy test). She then asked if I would go drive her to buy her one. I said yes and she left me room. I laughed and then I realized she is losing her mind. I waited like 3 hours...
Watching Yu Yu Hakusho pretty much most of the day
This anime is in my top 3 favorites!
Famous people with depression / If you ever feel...
Musicians: Billy Joel, Peter Gabriel, Sheryl Crow, Leonard Cohen, Nick Drake
Comedians: Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie, Robin Williams, Jim Carrey
Poets: Lord Byron, William Blake, Emily Dickinson, T.S. Eliot, Victor Hugo, John Keats, Edgar Allan Poe, Anne Sexton, Walt Whitman
Writers: F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway, Charles Dickens, Leo Tolstoy, J.K. Rowling
Actors: Harrison Ford, Heath Ledger, Brooke Shields, Emma Thompson, Owen Wilson
Artists: Paul Gauguin, Vincent Van Gogh, Ernst Ludwig Kirchner, Michelangelo, Jackson Pollock
Me: Most of these people are dead, so I am still alone. Thanks for not helping.
vipvictor: Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap I want to sing the theme song with Will Smith!!! If I’m dying from an illness that will be my wish before I die.
Reblog this if you AREN'T homophobic.
twotwentyonebbakerst: Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this. IT’S OKAY TO BE GAY I WON’T MIND IF YOU LIKE YOUR KIND IT’S OKAY TO BE GAY I’D STILL LOVE YOU AND OTHERS WILL TOO people are fine by me. everyone should reblog this for the gifs XD this is so….. .__.’ *reblogs*
80 years from now;
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
HOLY FUCK! TOONAMI IS BACK!